The Secret History is insane. Richard just wants to know what’s going on with Camilla and Charles, and Francis is just like “Oh, yeah, Camilla and Charles sleep together all the time. I thought you knew. And I’ve slept with Charles, and Camilla and Henry are a thing, which Charles hates, and I want to sleep with you but you won’t ever get drunk enough. Anyway, want a glass of wine?”
i finished the book and opened the meme app one second later
The only acceptable way to read The Secret History is as close to the characters as possible.
Which means you have to be either sleep deprived, drunk, over caffeinated or high while reading it.
you want me to make friends in college? the thing that killed bunny corcoran?
achillesinvulnerabledickandballs:
seeing book reviews criticising TSH on the flowery, overtly pretentious language is so funny to me… like that’s the point.. homie got sucked into all this shit because he thought the brochure was pretty… he knows jack shit about the girl he loves because he only “falls in love” because she’s beautiful… when he gets shot his first thought is goddamn I spent hours earning money for this shirt and now it’s got a bullet hole… what did you expect….
“I’m gay” “I’m straight” …..okay?? I’m nothing in my soul if not obsessive
the bacchanal of the andrians by titian (1523–1526) / sharp objects (2018) / the secret history by donna tartt (1992) / yellowjackets (2021–) / the talented mr. ripley (1999)
But I just got here. I don’t want to leave you.









